Creating Waves of Awareness
Soccer is no stranger to strange ideas about how to keep star players from getting hurt. In 1998, then England coach Glenn Hoddle took a faith healer to the World Cup -- to no avail, as England lost on
penalties to Argentina.
A study just published on how German soccer docs treat aches and pains has revealed that Germany's faith is in "homeopathic doping."
The presumably objective study was carried out by an academic institute in Koblenz at the behest of a leading manufacturer of homeopathic remedies. It found that 92 percent of doctors who work for
the Bundesliga's first- and second-division sides prescribed such cures.
One of them, Bayer Leverkusen's Dieter Trzolek, has even been nicknamed "the Druid" -- rather ironically since his employer is a team sponsored by an aspirin company.
No worries with WADA
Homeopathy was invented in the late 18th century by German Samuel Hahnemann and has been the subject of hot debate ever since.
Scientific investigations have never found any healing benefits other than a placebo effect from taking preparations of things with colorful names like leopard's bane, squirting cucumber or marsh tea.
On the other hand, players who take homeopathic remedies, unlike users of other chemical forms of physical rejuvenation, have no reason to fear anti-steroid checks.
"The success stories are impressive," said Peter Billigmann, a sports doctor and the head of the institute that carried out the study, in an interview with the Spiegel news magazine. "Homeopathic substances
don't have any side effects, and we're on the safe side where doping is
Alternative medicine chest
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And homeopathic preparations aren't the only route German footballers choose in an attempt to keep their bodies running.
Billigmann's study found that some 60 percent of team doctors have prescribed acupuncture, and former national players Patrick Owomoyela and Jan Schlaudraff are reportedly clients of "self-healing management"
guru Holger Fischer.
Meanwhile, Germany defender Marcell Jansen is allegedly a fan of "kinesio tapes," strips of porous cotton fabric with a medical grade acrylic adhesive that supposedly stimulate the body's own healing
Whether the tapes and herbs and self-healing management processes have any effect on players' abilities to curl in crosses or convert penalties will be a matter for future generations of sports-medicinal
But given Germany's relatively good rate of success in international tournaments, perhaps teams like England and the Netherlands might want to give homeopathic doping a whirl.